A news article in yesterday's Scotsman.com entitled "Don't worry, be happy — and healthy" talks about the depressed mood in Scotland and the "Scottish Cringe."  It focuses on Dr. Harry Burns, Scotland's chief medical officer, and the new campaign for happiness.  Scotsman.com writes:

Last year, the [Scottish] Executive pledged £150,000 over three years to a new Centre for Confidence and Well Being in Glasgow. The centre, run by the "happiness tsar", Carol Craig, is designed to encourage more positive attitudes, individuality and innovation, as well as recognition of success in Scotland.

And what is the cause of the negative attitudes in Scotland?  None other than John Knox, the founder of the Church of Scotland, according to Dr. Burns.  As Scotsman.com puts it in the leading paragraph:

SCOTLAND should throw off the burden of "doom and gloom" imposed by Reformation preacher John Knox and pursue happiness for the sake of its health, according to the country's chief medical officer.

and again later in the article:

He added that the founder of the Church of Scotland was partly to blame for a certain negativity in Scots culture.

"I think John Knox has a heavy burden to bear ... 'Oh doom and gloom'."

I will grant two things:  That a positive attitude does improve your health and add years to your life expectancy.  And that while the Scots Confession, that John Knox helped write, does not say much about activities on the Sabbath, the Westminster documents do, including Q61 on the Shorter Catechism:

Q. 61. What is forbidden in the fourth commandment?
A. The fourth commandment forbiddeth the omission or careless performance of the duties required, and the profaning the day by idleness, or doing that which is in itself sinful, or by unnecessary thoughts, words or works, about our worldly employments or recreations.

Yes, this is the same document that begins with the well known question "Q:What is the chief end of Man. A: To glorify God and enjoy him forever."

Now I know that we are sometimes called the "frozen chosen" and we emphasize doing things "decently and in order,"  but we also recognize a tension between "ardor and order"  and being Presbyterian does not automatically equate to a negative mood!

But you don't have to take my word for it.  If you check out the bottom of the article the Scotsman.com invites comments from their readers and the comments are being added quickly.  Those comments (posted so far) that mention Knox defend him, including one that points out he was trained and was influential in what is now the happiest country in the survey, Switzerland.  Many of the commenters point to centuries of British rule as the cause of the bad mood, not the Presbyterian state religion.  And a few even point out that the decrease in happiness parallels a decrease in the attenders of the Church of Scotland.

So, Dr. Burns may blame "Johnny Knox," but it doesn't seem that anyone else wants to.